Udderly EZ Milker Products

UDDERLY EZ MILKER TM

2012:
Celebrating 6 Years as an Udderly EZ Distributor!

The Udderly EZ Milker, as featured in the Quarter Horse News, the Dairy Goat Journal and numerous other national and international periodicals, is the safest and most effective milk and colostrum collection device available. And, what’s better is it’s the most cost effective device available; especially for the small herd owner and the homestead farmer. The Udderly EZ Milker is ideal for use with horses, ponies, sheep, goats, cows, alpacas, llamas, and even exotic animals like camels and zebras. Its components are fabricated, and the device is assembled, in the U.S.A.

Not only is the Udderly EZ Milker easy to use, it is easy to assemble, disassemble and clean.

In 2006 we became an AUTHORIZED DEALER for the Udderly EZ Milker through Stone Manufacturing.

Not long after we were promoted to the level of AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR.

Now more than ever, I am able to offer this great milking device at a great price.

I do not charge handling fees, maintain no storefront, charge actual shipping costs with no mark up, and minimize overhead to offer you these products at a discount off retail.

If you find these products for a better price from an authorized dealer or distributor,

contact me and I will match or beat the price!

We pride ourselves on offering excellent customer service:

All emails are returned within 12 hours- usually in less than 6 hours.

Why wait 2-3 weeks to receive your purchase from other vendors

when you can have your purchase in your hands within 2-3 business days?!*

*(If you choose USPS Priority Mail Shipping and if shipping address is within the 48 contiguous United States, and if payment is remitted via PayPal from a Verified PayPal Account.)

Throughout the entire year, we always try to offer the Udderly EZ Milker Kits for the best price available anywhere. Over the last 6 years, we have seen the wholesale price to us rise nearly 50%. Still, we strive to minimize overhead to continue to offer these kits below the retail pricing you'll find elsewhere. Throughout the year, we offer a specials that not only reflect a lower price than our already best "everyday" price offering- but that is leaps and bounds better than any of the big catalogues and retailers. Many catalogues offer so-called "free" shipping on some purchases- but please realize that the shipping costs in reality are built into the price YOU pay for the product. Rather that include so-called "free" shipping on your purchase from us, we offer you the best price for the product and then quote you the actual USPS postage with no mark up for shipping it to you. Generally, USPS Priority Mail shipping averages $6 (for closer zip codes) to $14 for the Pacific Coast. Parcel Post rates average about $5 (for closer zip codes) to $12 (for the Pacific Coast).

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Benefits of the Udderly EZ Milker over hand milking:

Ø Saves time.

Ø No need to filter or strain your milk.

Ø No lost milk due to knocked over milk pails.

Ø Reduced stress to your animal from milking.

Ø Less friction and irritation to your animal’s sensitive teats.

Ø Reduces, and potentially eliminates hand fatigue associated with routine hand milking.

Benefits of the Udderly EZ Milker over Traditional Vacuum Milking Machines:

Ø Considerable cost savings. (More than $1000 price difference.)

Ø Saves time: Less time preparing machine and less time to clean.

Ø No loud noise with the Udderly EZ Milker to stress your animals.

Ø No electronic components; no risk of electric shock to user or animal.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS

UDDERLY EZ MARE MILKER (ITEM # 77200)

CONTENTS:

1 Udderly EZ Milker Unit w/ Patented Vacuum Pump

2 Extraction Tubes (1 #1 Size and 1 #2 Size)

2 Durable Plastic Pint Collection Bottles w/Lids

1 Soft Rubber Nipple

1 Complimentary Sample Pack of Udder Wipes

Complete Directions with Photographs and Care and Cleaning Instructions

Packaged in a Durable Cardboard Box for Storage

Suggested Retail Price: $165.95 OUR PRICE: $145.95

UDDERLY EZ MILKER FOR STANDARD & DWARF GOATS (ITEM #77205)

CONTENTS:

1 Udderly EZ Milker Unit w/ Patented Vacuum Pump

2 Extraction Tubes (1 #1 Size and 1 #2 Size)

1 Durable Quart Collection Bottle w/Lid

1 Durable Pint Collection Bottle w/Lid

1 Standard Silicone Insert

1 Dwarf Silicone Insert

1 Soft Rubber Nipple

1 Complimentary Sample Pack of Udder Wipes

Complete Directions with Photographs and Care and Cleaning Instructions

Packaged in a Durable Cardboard Box for Storage

Suggested Retail Price: $189.95 OUR PRICE: $172.95

UDDERLY EZ MILKER FOR SHEEP & EXOTIC LIVESTOCK (ITEM# 77203)

CONTENTS:

1 Udderly EZ Milker Unit w/ Patented Vacuum Pump

2 Extraction Tubes (1 #1 Size and 1 #2 Size)

2 Durable 8oz. Collection Bottles w/Lids

1 Durable Pint Collection Bottle w/Lid

1 Standard Silicone Insert

1 Dwarf Silicone Insert

1 Soft Rubber Nipple

1 Complimentary Sample Pack of Udder Wipes

Complete Directions with Photographs and Care and Cleaning Instructions

Packaged in a Durable Cardboard Box for Storage

Suggested Retail Price: $189.95 OUR PRICE: $172.95

UDDERLY EZ MILKER FOR COWS (ITEM #77202)

CONTENTS:

1 Udderly EZ Milker Unit w/ Patented Vacuum Pump

2 Extraction Tubes (1 #1 Size and 1 #2 Size)

2 Durable Quart Collection Bottles w/Lids

1 Small Cow Silicone Insert

1 Large Cow Silicone Insert

1 Soft Rubber Nipple

1 Complimentary Sample Pack of Udder Wipes

Complete Directions with Photographs and Care and Cleaning Instructions

Packaged in a Durable Cardboard Box for Storage

Suggested Retail Price: $189.95 OUR PRICE: $172.95

UDDERLY EZ MILKER ACCESSORIES

8oz BOTTLES w/LIDS:

2 Pack: $ 5.95

6 Pack: $ 10.95

12 Pack: $ 18.95

PINT BOTTLES (16oz) w/LIDS:

2 Pack: $7.50

6 Pack: $21.99

12 Pack: $39.99

QUART BOTTLES (32oz) w/LIDS:

2 Pack: $9.50

6 Pack: $27.99

12 Pack: $49.99

SILICONE INSERTS:

Standard Goat Insert (ITEM # 77235- Pictured Above Left): $15.95

Dwarf Goat/Sheep Insert (ITEM #77230- Pictured Above Right): $15.95

Large Cow Insert (ITEM # 77246): $10.00

Small Cow Insert (ITEM #77244): $10.00

REPLACMENT PARTS FOR THE UDDERLY EZ MILKER:

Milker Pump Handle (ITEM #77280): $12.00

Milker Bottle Clip (ITEM #77282): $12.00

Red Umbrella Valve (Covers Exhaust Port) 4pk (ITEM #77284): $10.00

We accept Credit Cards, Debit Cards and E-checks through Pay Pal only.

We are PayPal Verified!

(We cannot accept credit/debit card payment over the phone or via email.)

We also accept payment via Check and Money Order.

Products will be shipped once payment has cleared & posted via Pay Pal and upon receipt of Money Order.

For payment by check, products will be shipped once check has cleared our bank- this may take a calendar week or more.

($35.00 Returned Check Fee for NSF Checks.)

All Sales Are Final.

Once kits have been opened, they cannot be returned.

For more information, or if you have questions about the Udderly EZ Milker,

its accessories, its uses or how to place an order, please review our “Frequently Asked Questions” below

or please contact me via email: chrisbove@avolinofarm.com if the answer to your question is not contained in the FAQ section below.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Aren’t there different Udderly EZ Milkers for different breeds of livestock?

A: No. There is just one Udderly EZ Milker. It was invented to extract colostrum from Mares after they foaled. Eventually, it became apparent that the Udderly EZ worked on many other breeds of livestock including donkeys, sheep, goats, miniature horses and cows as well as exotic animals such as alpacas, llamas, and zebra. There are accessories that allow the Udderly EZ Milker to effectively and efficiently milk different breeds such as quart collection bottles and the Standard, Dwarf Goat/Sheep, and Cow Silicone Inserts/Inflations. The same patented Udderly EZ Milker Pump is packaged in species specific kits for Goats, Horses, Sheep & Exotic Livestock, as well as for Cows.

Q: How does the Udderly EZ Milker work?

A: The Udderly EZ Milker‘s extraction tubes (for mares) and the appropriate silicone rubber insert (for goats/sheep/exotics/cows) is slipped over the lactating animal’s teat and when the milker trigger is pumped just a few times, a seal is created against the udder and the vacuum created by the pumping action opens the teat’s seal and milk begins streaming out into the collection bottle. The extraction tube and silicone inserts are designed for a comfortable fit for your animal. The Standard, Dwarf Goat/Sheep, and Cow Inserts are available accessories to accommodate the varying sized teats of goats, sheep, and cows allowing for an optimal fit when milking. (The inserts are included in the appropriate species specific kits.)

Q: Hand milking often results in hand fatigue, will this device help to reduce hand fatigue?

A: Customers who suffer from arthritis, tendonitis, fibro-myalgia, carpal tunnel syndrome and other hand ailments have all praised the Udderly EZ Milker as being a great help when it comes to reducing hand fatigue. The milker works via hand pumping to create the vacuum, however, this hand action is limited compared to the required repetitive hand motion from traditional milking.

Q: Does the Udderly EZ Milker work on Nigerian Dwarf Goats, Mini-breeds, or Pygmies?

A: Yes! Thanks to the Dwarf Silicone Insert even these smaller breeds can be milked using the Udderly EZ Milker.

Q: How easy is the Udderly EZ Milker to assemble and clean?

A: It will take you longer to unpack your Udderly EZ Milker kit that it will to assemble. The Udderly EZ Milker is easy to assemble and its components are made of impact resistant plastic. In fact, it is designed to disassemble into its component parts if dropped. To clean, you simply disassemble, and wash the unit with warm soapy water and let air-dry. The collection bottles are made of clear plastic and are easily rinsed and washed by hand with warm soapy water or disinfectant solution. Complete care and cleaning instructions are included with your kit.

Q: How do I order the Udderly EZ Milker?

A: Simply email me at chrisbove@avolinofarm.com. Let me know what you would like to order and your zip code. I will return your email with a confirmation of your order. Once you receive the confirmation, simply review it for its accuracy and return it to me with your shipping address. Once I receive your confirmation, I will process your order. If paying with a credit/debit card via Pay Pal, I will also send a payment request email; you follow the simple instructions provided by Pay Pal in order to remit payment. Once payment is made and has cleared, your order ships either USPS Priority Mail or USPS Parcel post based on your choice. (International Buyers: Email me for shipping quotes.) Priority Mail usually takes 2-3 business days for delivery, Parcel Post usually takes 5-8 days. I strive to return all emails within 12 hours of receipt, but at times this is not always possible.

If your order is urgent, please start the title/subject of your email with the word “URGENT” in capital letters and I will give it priority when responding to emails. And, if you require overnight delivery, please indicate this in your initial contact email.

If for some reason I am unavailable or out of town, you will receive an email auto responder message explaining when I will return and when you can expect a response to your email. As we attend numerous livestock exhibitions and animal product trade shows promoting the Udderly EZ Milker, and take a couple of vacations each year, our travel schedule sometimes prevents us access to our email. In addition we do not conduct business or generally return emails on Sundays. We appreciate your understanding in advance.

Q: Why buy from Avolino Farm?

A: We were so sold on the Udderly EZ Milker after using it ourselves, that we knew we had to be involved with it. We have owned, raised and bred goats since 2001. We have had a large herd of dwarf dairy goats for the past 6 years and we routinely milk our lactating does to bottle feed their kids as well as provide milk for our household needs. We are an Authorized Distributor for the Udderly EZ Milker through Stone Manufacturing. They have been manufacturing and distributing quality, “Made in the U.S.A.” animal supplies and equipment since 1932; just having celebrated their 75th Anniversary. I became an Authorized Dealer and was promoted to Distributor within a few months, only after submitting a detailed application and having a thorough credit examination performed. We minimize overhead so that we can offer the Udderly EZ Milker at an exceptional price. We have, and are determined to maintain, a 100% customer satisfaction rating. We have shipped to all 48 contiguous United States, Canada, England, Scotland, Spain, Portugal, France, Australia, New Zealand, Mexico, Saudi Arabia, the Phillipines and South Africa. Here at Avolino Farm, we do not advertise, instead we rely upon your satisfaction with the products we offer as well as our customer service and support after the sale to spread the word on our behalf and refer additional customers to us- a true progressive sales philosophy. If you are interested in these products, are looking for a personal purchasing experience and desire the peace of mind that you'll have a knowledgeable support system in place if questions arise, then contact us and order with confidence!